My Experience with Killer Bees

Anyway it was the strangest thing today... I went to Home Depot with my dad to get some bee catcher thingies right? You know what those are.. those little yellow cones people hang on trees and gets rid of the bees. Well, anyway we asked where we could find them and the lady told us "isle 6."So we go down Isle six and I was amazed at what I saw. From the floor to the ceiling was this huge yellow container. It was filled with people from top to bottom all crawing inside trying to get out. There was this Huge Jellow Jacket guarding it hanging upsidedown from the ceiling. The wings were occasionally buzzing making this tremendous sound! I'd try to sound it out for you but words just can't do it justice. So anyway back to my day. I now knew what it was I was born to do... TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM KILLER BEES ! I quickly ran down the pesticide isle and grabed some raid! RAID!! I ran back and had my dad lift me up on a forklift within the bees vacinity.... I took all the cans I could and started spraying. That didnt work to well. For one- the bee didn't even notice, my eyes started burning and I couldnt breathe... stupid cans were making a cloud of poisen gas right infront of my face! So anyway to make a long story short. I tied four cans of lighter fluid onto a propane gas tank from a bbqer and I fit them with saw blades from Isle 10. I used a pressured fire extinguisher to project the cans into the side of the bee. I then took a bottle of DW40 and a lighter (both from the home improvement isle) and sprayed the pack that was stuck into the now extreemly aggrivated yellow jacket... I no sooner sprayed the oil then I lit it with the match making my lubricant a flaming torch which instantly ignited the propain tank and raid bottles stuck into the beez side... A huge explosion spelled out the end of the terror created by the reign of the KILLER BEE!! And now the world is a safer place thanks to me and my dad and Bob Vila.Hope this letter made your life more interesting...